Friday, January 27, 2012

Creative Careers For Soulja Boy?

Since Soulja Boy and longevity do not mix. I have come up with a list of careers for Soulja Boy when he is doen making records, blew all his money, and is 2 steps away from working in McDonalds..where he probably was working before he got famous. Where do you think Soulja Boy will be working when he is done making wack records?

- Disneyworld Mascot

-Dysentery Stool-Sample Analyzer

-the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes

-Taxi driver

-Vice President, Screen Door Sales, North Pole Division

-The Person Responsible For Replacing Urinal DeodorizersCreative Careers For Soulja Boy?
Some kind of 'arts %26amp; crafts' teacher for kids... the way he 'decorates' his glasses with the words.... Soulja Boy.... takes some 'creativity' (sarcasm)Creative Careers For Soulja Boy?
hed be the best scare crow. tell those birds YAH TRICK YAh
.......Would you like fries with that?Creative Careers For Soulja Boy?
You care about Soulja Boy a little to much.
He could be a bathroom attendant, and pass me a paper towel and the AXE body spray.



Maybe he could make up a dance about it, and get back on the charts.Creative Careers For Soulja Boy?
Lol, Soulja Boy and longevity don't mix but I HIGHLY doubt Soulja Boy's money will be running out anytime soon.



You'd have to consider taking any one of those jobs before he does i'm sure.



Soulja Boy's money%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;Yours
Teletubbies.
most of those jobs are too important for his level of intelligence
car wash

or maybe a gas station guy...

but itll be a long time before his money runs out
disneyworld mascot
Back home with his ma!!! lol

Yep thats it. Cause not noone will want to fool with him afterward...lol LMAO
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