Thursday, February 9, 2012

So, what can I do with a Bachelor of Arts?

I was doing a somewhat productive degree, hated it, and now I'm swapping to a Bachelor of Arts. So far, I have my intentions set on working behind the counter at McDonald's and working part-time as a janitor at my old high school.



What other careers can I make out of this fantastic degree?So, what can I do with a Bachelor of Arts?
A BA is a ticket into a good masters programme. Find a Masters/PHD that you like and then pick the easiest BA through it. If you want to get into the faculty of law and need a BA, for example, it'd be smart to do something stupid with your BA like English or Basket Weaving so you can max up your GPA.



Or you can work on a BA for the sole purpose of delaying finding a real career. Don't feel bad. You're probably learning something about yourself along the way. I'm using my time in University to try to become a competitive Starcraft player, and retire early off my lucrative endorsement deals.So, what can I do with a Bachelor of Arts?
You're going for a Bachelors in Arts? You need to major in Philosophy! Right now!!!!!



That's actually on my bucket list. "#297. Get accepted at Yale University and major in Philosophy." And right after it comes, "#298. And join their Quidditch team."



Okay. So. If you really don't mind being a janitor at your old school, why not take it a step further and teach there too? You could teach English, art, history, theater...

Oooh! Be an art director!

Photographer?

Journalist. Deffers.

Work in an art museum! Or just any museum. Museums are cool.

You could contribute to a museum! Go find some totally awesome artifact, and be like, "yeah, I did that." Actually, to go searching for artifacts, you might need a Bachelor of Science.

Okay, but still, you could paint something really kewl and put it in a museum for ten billion dollars. I once saw a painting of a big black square in an art museum. I was like "WTF?" I think it was supposed to be deep or something, because black is all the colors mixed together, so it was representing diversity. Yeah, I came up with that.

So you could just paint a picture of a white square, because white is the reflection of all colors, and then you'd be like, "Yeah, this white square is what we all see in ourselves." Bam, you're a famous artist of the 21st century, and you will be remembered in our text books.



If all else fails, marry rich and learn how to make a great sandwich.So, what can I do with a Bachelor of Arts?
You can do out sourcing work on internet.
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