Give me one-word definitions for the following species of humanity:?

A. 24-year old single mother who believes McDonalds is actually providing nutritious food - a good way to economize and a good reason not to cook anything at all.



B. 48-year old feminist, a writer, an environmentalist, a neo-pagan and a vegan all rolled into one and yes, it was recently found she has turned lesbo.



C. At 42 years, this movie actor believes he is God's gift to women and won't stop blowing kisses at his female fans, if there are any. He was found in possession of crack cocaine by traffic police, sired children from all kinds of women in his career - female actor, house cleaner, hotel conciege and his own cousin.



D. 16-year old Asian-American kid, spots a ***** attitude (no offense meant plz) with baseball cap, message Tees and blonde wig "Yo wassup dude", drives a Porsche and is functionally illiterate in written English. At 5 feet 4 inches (and won't grow any taller), he looks his coolest when smoking cognac cigar.



E. All of the aboveGive me one-word definitions for the following species of humanity:?
1. Leech.

2. Lefty.

3. Prick.

4. C0ck.

5. Unsavoury.Give me one-word definitions for the following species of humanity:?
A. Chav

B. Crusty

C. Delusional

D. Gangsta

E. StereotypesGive me one-word definitions for the following species of humanity:?
A. ridiculous/brainwashed/unhealthy

B. lame/dumb/crazy

C. numbskull/piece of sh-t--make the one word sh-t/f-cking -sshole--make the one word -sshole!!!

D. loser/dysfunctional/show-off

E. HELL on earth--make the one word Hell



hahaha, your examples really got me angry--i'm fine now! :)

suzuki samurai