Give one word definitions for these friends of mine?

A. 24-year old single mother who believes McDonalds is actually providing nutritious food - a good way to economize and a good reason not to cook anything at all.



B. 48-year old feminist, a writer, an environmentalist, a neo-pagan and a vegan all rolled into one and yes, it was recently found she has turned lesbo.



C. At 42 years, this movie actor believes he is God's gift to women and won't stop blowing kisses at his female fans, if there are any. He was found in possession of crack cocaine by traffic police, sired children from all kinds of women in his career - female actor, house cleaner, hotel conciege and his own cousin.



D. 16-year old Asian-American kid, spots a ***** attitude (no offense meant plz) with baseball cap, message Tees and blonde wig "Yo wassup dude", drives a Porsche and is functionally illiterate in written English. At 5 feet 4 inches (and won't grow any taller), he looks his coolest when smoking cognac cigar.



E. All of the aboveGive one word definitions for these friends of mine?
A. Moron

B. Femi-Nazi

C. Delusional (but I probably dated him somewhere along the way)

D. Bizarre

E. ColorfulGive one word definitions for these friends of mine?
Ignorant

Activist

Whore

Chigger (Chinese ******)

Variety
a - blonde

b - stereotype

c - sad

d - chav

e - dysfunctionalGive one word definitions for these friends of mine?
you have very bad taste in friends,,,,:)
A. Retarded

B. Friendless

C. Gangsta

D. dependent.

E. CRAZY!Give one word definitions for these friends of mine?
A) Lazy (No explanation req'd)

B) Low-selfesteem. (I know, i know, that's cheating)

C) Lost (But he doesn't know it)

D) Entitled (as in he believes he is)

E) Pathetic
this is a no brainer. They're all" Friends "of yours, lucky you. Now please describe yourself.
Delusional.



For all of them.
A) Uneducated or Ignorant or just plain lazy??

B) liberal

C)Sad

D) Pimp-wannabee

E) Friends (everybody has a love/hate relationship with theirs... trust me)
A. Crazy- Affected with madness; insane

B. overwhelmed-rendered powerless especially by an excessive amount or profusion of something

C. Stupid- Slow to learn or understand; obtuse

D. Cracky- One who fakes

E. Your "friends" are in serious need of some help
You've surrounded yourself with some real winners. What is your story??????????????

A. Airhead

B. Bimbo

C. Creep

D. Dumb A$$, no offense

E. Every one of them
your friends are crazy! (no offense) I mean whose friends aren't crazy, your's are just a little beyond the normallacy of crazy (if there is a normal)
rare
A) Chav

B) Weird

C) Tosser

D) ********

E) Nobodies
A. Fatty

B. Hippie

C. Porn-star

D. Nip

E. Losahs
a- lazy

b- snob

c- gigolo

d- druggie

e- losers
Stupid

Dumb

Twit

Dope

Needs the Lord
Dear God, - get new friends.
cool,unique,special in there own way. . .or opposite.this is for everybody.a,b,c,d,and e.
A. Harried (or possibly just Lazy)



B. retroactivist



C. Delusional



D. typical (or wannabe)



E. I'd call them "socially self-conscious."
weirdos
A brain dead



B Live let live



C Has been



D rich kid



E stranger than fiction
LOSERS!
A. Brainless

B. Self-centered

C. Infected

D Immature